I often wonder....
What kind of porn does Shrek watch?
Well here is what I came up with-
- Donkey porn
- Onion porn
- Ogar porn
- Dragon porn
Than I thought... WHAT IF SHREK WATCHED FRUIT PORN?
We all know shrek loves anal porn with little boys-
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
I am not saying, "GO WATCH LITTLE BOY PORN" that's fucked up- in fact no- Shrek just watches anal porn, the little bot thing was a one time thing and we shall never speak of it again!
I couldn't find any amazing pictures of some onion porn sadly, that's what I was looking forward to..
Have you ever wondered if Shrek had a three way with Fiona, Donkey, and himself? I'm sure he has, and when Donkey got his prett-ay lad-ay they all had a four way.
Yes I know this is a rough start to this new and shiny silky blog, but remember,
"It only get's better"
That's it for this blog, here is the daily/weekly pic!
Here is the Church Of Shrek, become a brogre... http://brogre.com/
Don't forget to pray to your mighty ogre god every morning and night my onions..
