Blog #1 Shrek's Hidden Mind

So hello there other Shrek lovers! I love Shrek and you must if you are reading this.
     I often wonder....

 What kind of porn does Shrek watch?

Well here is what I came up with-

1. Donkey porn
2. Onion porn
3. Ogar porn
4. Dragon porn

Than I thought... WHAT IF SHREK WATCHED FRUIT PORN?

We all know shrek loves anal porn with little boys-

NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

I am not saying, "GO WATCH LITTLE BOY PORN" that's fucked up- in fact no- Shrek just watches anal porn, the little bot thing was a one time thing and we shall never speak of it again!

I couldn't find any amazing pictures of some onion porn sadly, that's what I was looking forward to..

 

Have you ever wondered if Shrek had a three way with Fiona, Donkey, and himself? I'm sure he has, and when Donkey got his prett-ay lad-ay they all had a four way.

Yes I know this is a rough start to this new and shiny silky blog, but remember,

 

                                                  "It only get's better"

That's it for this blog, here is the daily/weekly pic!

Here is the Church Of Shrek, become a brogre... http://brogre.com/ 

Don't forget to pray to your mighty ogre god every morning and night my onions..